Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces

Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces September 28th, 2018 https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-to-be-replaced-with-room-full-of-monkeys-throwing-feces/ WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an emergency, overnight referendum, the American people voted on Thursday to replace the United States Senate with a room full of monkeys throwing feces. The measure passed with 57% of the vote. 22% of voters thought the Senate…Read more »

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Wells Fargo’s 17-month nightmare, by Jackie Wattles, Ben Geier and Matt Egan

Wells Fargo’s 17-month nightmare by Jackie Wattles, Ben Geier and Matt Egan @CNNMoney February 5, 2018: 7:28 AM ET http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/05/news/companies/wells-fargo-timeline/index.html Wells Fargo draws bipartisan anger from Congress Regulators fined Wells Fargo in September 2016 for repeatedly creating fake customer accounts to juice the bank’s books. The fine was big — $185 million — but the…Read more »

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